Encounter: Silence is priceless, yet why do wives not understand its value?

 A pencil can be used to cut a lengha, not a sword…hence, a pencil is more useful than a sword. (Deepak Ashra, Gandhinagar) – Yes, but the sword should be hung, not the pencil!  Gujarati movies are also worth watching…! (Hitesh Damania, Surat) – Yes, but they charge for the ticket!  Which journey do you like?(Harsha Hathi, Gondal) – 100 percent discounted.  What to say about Hardik Pandya's divorce? (Krishna Shah, Ahmedabad) – Divorce is a very sad thing. Both sides have to suffer a lot. Education increased in the country, divorce increased!  Modiji came. What will change in the country now? (Chandni Rashinga, Rajkot) – If there are changes, they have done 2 jobs for ten years. Now it will be fully implemented.  Every fourth minute Hema Malini has to be seen on TV, and you put a photo of Hema Malini! (Dewangshah, Godhra) – I asked those people to post a photo of an ex!  Accomplishment is easy, but why is digestion difficult? (Darshan Seth, Disa) – Don't you praise me like that!  If the wife goes to Pier, will there be a concert? (Mahasukh Darji, Ahmedabad) – Ask him.  Rajkot needs a lot of improvements… (Ria Dhokai, Mithapur) – Mithapur must have become like Mumbai?  Is there any card in Aadhaar card that clearly shows the face? (Dr. Sankat Sheth, Karamsad) – I am not spoken to. I am the only one who appears in my card.  What is the difference between a line and a point? (Kiran Mowdia, Mansa) A line is formed when many points meet!  What if I don't want to put my name in the questioner? (Shashikant Mashroo, Jamnagar) – To be afraid of wife to this extent?  Film poets can write well only after drinking alcohol… Why do you want to? (Bhalchandra Dave, Ahmedabad) Many ask this question only after drinking!  Why did Dimple cut your kite even though you are so simple? (Dr. Mahendra Mysuria, Ahmedabad) – Who has the strength to cut? Our kite flies in the moonlight!  What do you call people who 'like' death notes on social media? (Firoz Hafezi, Surat) – Distorted.  Want to sit in the seat next to you on the flight! (Shivam Yagnik, Rajkot) – OK. I would refuse that air hostess.  Why is a sword or spear given to the groom in weddings? (Mahesh Sapnawala, Ahmedabad) – In our case, the hand of the bride is given.  What is heard from one ear goes out from the other ear, is it called state highway or national? (Dr. Girish Dwivedi, Vadodara) – It is called Gordhan!  What is the difference between ancient shoes, medieval shoes and modern shoes? (Dr. Neeraj Pandit, Vadodara) – Worth it!  Can BJP become Congress-free? (Dattesh Purohit, Godhra) – Speaking of country!  Why do you insist on mobile number and address with the question? 'Encounter' Readers can send questions for 'Encounter' on a simple postcard or e-mail. Name, address and mobile number should be written along with the question. Address: 'Frontpage Insights' Magazine Division, Bhaskar House, SG Highway, Near YMCA Club, Ahmedabad – 380015 E-mail: ashokdave52@gmail.com

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