Raag Bindas: Meet 'Chintkalal Chunawala': An Exotic Item!

Titles: Good at hearing promises and discourses. (Chelvani) Controversial orator-thinker Chintakalal said, 'I have a solution to every problem.' 'How is that?' 'First create a 'solution' and then create a 'problem'!' 'Don't understand.' 'If you understood everything, wouldn't you be a 'thinker'?' 'Are you really a philosopher? Or the name simply 'Chintakalal'?' 'The name is 'Shubchintak Lal', people fondly call 'Chintak'.' 'What are you doing?' 'Social service, literature and politics…three-in-one!' 'Are you into politics? Bap Ray…' 'Hey, Bap wasn't in politics, was he? So I haven't reached it yet. Trie is in full operation.' 'How's it going?' 'Being on!' … After such a strange item 'Chintakalal Chunawala', the society was flooded overnight with chatter on love, sex, movies, foreign history-geography, debates on 'Facebook'-'Twitter' and everywhere from Gandhi-Hitler! Maulik Rakhi Sawant or Mini Kangana became local celebrities, constantly in the news like Ranaut. Now he will join politics – I heard that, so I interviewed him. * * * Old government office files against the new laptop as 'chintakalal' rests meaning 'thinking'. 'Ask.' Chintakalal said. 'Suddenly you started wearing a Gandhi hat?' 'Bapu's Gandhitopi' is not the father's fiefdom of any political party. But yes, the hat has an advantage.' 'What?' 'As long as this cap remains on my head, the illusion that there is something in my moisture lasts. Got it?' 'No. But yesterday you appeared in the farmers' rally. There the farmers wore pants-shirts, not dhoti-pajamas. Why is that?' 'Development..everywhere there has been development, so why should farmers walk around in torn kurtas or dhotia-choyani? ' 'Just… just… got it! You organize 'All India Convention' from time to time. Does this bring economic benefits?' 'Call it investment, not profit. Alas, I have to drink to people who ask, 'How can I quit drinking?' Give speeches on it, speak! Entry fee to get into a politaxi, got it?' 'Why do you always create controversy?' 'For sensational headlines. What is good for the public, this is what they like… that is to grab people's attention by talking nonsense every day. One dispute over or another ready. Although I learned this art from 'Cuckoo'!' 'By the cuckoo-bird?' 'No! By a witty writer called 'Koyal Day-Sariwala'.' 'Intelligent means?' 'Parasites are intelligent. That is, 'Water should be given to a tired husband' or 'Wife should kick the bucket of water and leave the house' – all such things are thrown after seeing the mood of the audience. Interval: Main Is Liye Tere Funki Kadar Karte Hoon, Tu Zhoth Bolke Bhi Ansu Nikal Deta Hai! (Ahmed Kamal Parvazi) …. Chalu Chintakalal's interview continued: 'Politics Before you published some magazines, but all of them died in one or two issues. Do you still call yourself an 'editor'?' 'Though those magazines don't exist but I do exist? Former Editor Dr. Unprecedented Vat as Chintakalal.' 'Is your 'doctor' degree fake or real?' 'Aware! I am not a politician yet, so don't question my degree. Also, I am not a doctor of literature. I am a cattle doctor! Ask any buffalo or bull in the Ratanpur cage.' 'Sorry, sorry.. But after the departure of great writers and poets like Meghani and Bakshi, special issues were published on them. You took a life-saving adjective on yourself?' 'Self-reliant! And what bothers you about that? 'We all live and die moment by moment, don't we?' Wow, what a line! It will be useful in the speech… Even if everyone dies in the world, the special number will be someone's. 'Is your contribution to that feature correct?' 'Hasto! Expenses borne by me? Self-sufficient! Even though I have done the hard work of cutting through the nonsense written by stupid friends, there are still some childhood-youth stories left to put.' Chintakalal sighed. 'Did you review that adjective from above?' Saying – self-sufficient! Who depends on critics? I wrote a review under a fake name!' 'There were even criticisms of you!' 'You have to write criticism wrongly to make praise right.' 'Your collection of poetry is – 'Chita Par Chintan', why is it called that?' “Earlier the Sahatya mafia burned great writers alive. So I burnt myself as a 'writer'. Self-sufficient! And then getting sympathy by saying 'Hi Ray… I am a victim of injustice', 'An English lobby or a gang is after me from Ahmedabad to Delhi?' 'How important is 'procession' in politics?' 'Plenty. Taking out a 'silence procession' when tired of talking nonsense. Taking out a 'candle procession' when there is nothing left to say!' 'Which party will you join in politics?' 'Talk goes everywhere. But I'm in no hurry.' 'Why?' Still not getting a good enough price? 'It's not my nature to go without a price'… Wow, what a line! To speak 'Marmik' tomorrow in 'Dharmik Sabha', there will be work, you see… . Here's my new book: 'My Controversy' Get out, now you'll see me straight in Parliament! What?' …. Then Chintakalal took a selfie while wearing glasses while 'meditating'. End-Titles: Adam: What is Publicity? Eve: in which 'public', 'city' mare a. }