Merck Merck: What kind of service do customers demand?

Dhruv Borisagar Nas is in need of repair more than service, but since repair is not possible, Vishal delivered the advertisement of his service business, started in the name of 'MAY I HELP YOU', door to door. Talking about how the customers asked for service on the phone and in person… • My wife is leaving without saying. If you talk to his relatives and sisters, they say that they will come. Am I scared because of the confidence of these people or will it really happen? After 10 years of going away, if even the police does not take complaints, will you check the possibility of coming of the wife? • 'I want to be kidnapped to find out how much I'm worth in my house. I will do all the arranging and planning for the kidnapping, all you have to do is give the kidnappers who look like thugs. You have to make my deal for ten lakhs, because I know that no one will estimate a higher price than that.' • 'I want to show the world how to say goodbye to a world that thinks it won't take four men to bury me. Just as crowds are gathered by paid men in public meetings, so I want to gather thousands of people in my funeral procession.' • 'My wife is quarreling with me on the issue that she has no deraani-jethani or Nanand, so who and with whom should I talk? Now what is my fault in it? So I don't want a caretaker, but a caretaker sister, who would come and talk to him in private and be ready to listen if sometimes he regrets falling out with me.' • 'I want to format in my husband's mind like formatting in a mobile. I say not to believe and to walk back and forth. The wife considers herself to be the last heir of a dying breed of husbands who run ahead of their husbands. So which psychiatrist should he go to to fix his brain?' • 'I have not achieved anything in life to get people to notice me so whenever I have to go to a function I have to carry a bouncer with a big mouth and a big moustache, not a double with a (toy) AK-47, so that everyone takes serious notice of me and My share is in the profit.' • 'No matter how careful I am, my wife cross-examines me on three or four points before going home. Every day before I go home I need sharp excuses to describe the situation from you. Only if you are married will you understand my condition and need.' Realizing the mistake of not mentioning the services available in the earlier ad, Vishal sat down to create the ad again.}

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