Chetan Pugi
Roe woke up. So it was one o'clock in the afternoon, but ever since he read the slogan 'Morning since waking up' on the school wall, he decided that the moment we wake up, not when the rooster crows, is called morning. Earlier Suvakyo could be read only on the school wall. Now, social media is booming with archers with superior skills. Log in to 'Facebook', 'Twitter' (yes, the new name 'X') and feel as if you have entered a Katha Mandap. However, in the original story there is only one sadhu, sant, maharaj or bapu on the pulpit. Crowds of people are sitting on the social media pulpit like the people who climb into the compartment of Mumbai's local train. It didn't matter if the talk was only up to Suwakya. Now people eager to impart knowledge have surrounded you from all sides. Hands up, policene tumhe charo aur se gher liya hai. We were talking about Bhurani. Rubbing her eyes, yawning, Bhura put her left foot down as if getting out of bed, as soon as she remembered that yesterday someone on 'Instagram' said that when you wake up in the morning, put your right foot first out of bed, not the left. Otherwise Lakshmiji will leave the house. Remembering this, Bhuro Manmon said, Salu Locho was struck. However, he soon remembered that there was no scope for Lakshmiji to go out of the house. Remembering the last message about the bank balance, Bhura realized that Lakshmiji rarely came to this house. Bhura laughed heartily. survived. After that he started brushing with some toothpaste of the chuckle type type. Someone on 'Instagram' prompted him to buy this toothpaste by saying that brushing with it will make the teeth so strong that you can even work like a JCB machine near the teeth. In a video, someone advised not to drink tea in the morning. However, Bhura changed the wake-up time as he could not go without tea. Now he wakes up and drinks tea in the afternoon instead of in the morning, so that the body is not harmed. Brown is very health conscious again. Bhura took the mobile after brushing. The mobile which was charging all night was fully charged. Not because of the brush, but only after seeing the hundred percent battery of the mobile, the brown felt refreshed. Bhura's first task after waking up earlier was to message 'good morning' to at least forty-eight people. But forty-six out of these forty-eight people blocked and then brushed the brown and said 'good morning' to the mirror itself. Poor Arisa didn't have the option to block. So, as soon as the brown one said 'good morning', the mirror itself jumped from the ledge and cut short its life. Bhuro was happy like Mogambo, because he had read on Facebook that breaking glass was a good omen. This leads to the arrival of Lakshmiji in the house. Bhura checked the mobile. The SMS had an offer message of getting one lakh rupees on just one call. Bhuro Manoman said, 'See. As soon as the glass broke, lakhs of rupees came.' He called on the number given in the message. A girl's voice from the front said 'Hello, good afternoon sir!' Rajini became red after hearing that Bhuro had received lakhs of rupees in the account! The girl whom Bhura assumed to be his future girlfriend spoke in a sweet voice saying things like 'Sir aap kaise ho, kahan se ho, kya kar rahe ho'. Determined not to let this party go anytime soon, Bhuro answered every question with equal love. The girl asked Bhura all the questions like which color do you like and which dish is the most expensive. Bhura felt that after Mava-Masala this was the second item without which he could no longer function. For the first time, someone was talking to her with such love. During the conversation, the girl asked Bhura for OTP. Thinking that there is no problem in giving the OTP to the girl who has now become a girlfriend, Bhura gave the four digit OTP to the girl. As soon as she got the OTP, the girl said 'Bye sir, take care'. Before Bhuro could say anything, the phone was cut off, Bhuro must have been embarrassed. He called again but the girl did not pick up. Within a second the SMS came. The last six and a half thousand in Bhura's bank account was also deducted. After seeing this message, Bhura remembered the government advertisement on 'Facebook' advising not to give OTP to a stranger. Sighing, Bhura dropped the chuckle print into the toothpaste dustbin. }
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