What is the difference between 'mood' and 'mode'? (Mahasukh Darji, Ahmedabad) – 'Mad' knows. Alcohol is available in Gujarat, but why is Gujarat called a 'dry state'? (Shashikant Mashroo, Jamnagar) – Keeping the state 'dry' makes the throats of ministers and policemen wet. Is it better to make the husband only a son-in-law or a householder? (Riya Dhokai, Mithapur) – It is based on its masculinity. The husband is called 'Gordhan' and the wife? (Bhalchandra Dave, Ahmedabad) – If you dare, shout 'Wifeeeee…'. Has anyone ever made you an 'April Fool'? (Shivam Yagnik, Rajkot) – Bare Mass is made and those people believe that, 'I have become. What is the question you get asked the most? (Darshan Seth, Disa) – 'Are you married?' Why not print the photo of the questioner? (Mahendra Mysoreya, Ahmedabad) – Can't laugh while reading the answers? A friend from Saurashtra wants to start a mobile company. Should its symbol be 'Ganthia' or 'Mavo'? (Dr. Sankat Sheth, Karamsad) – 'No', 'ni', 'nu', 'na' come in the symbolic words of Kathiawar! Goods will not be sold without it! Does 'Wot' cost 'Not'? (Mukesh Parmar, Ahmedabad) No. What if the mirror lies? (Sudhir Panchal, Karamsad) So you are happy twelve months? Why do film stars open their mouths while dancing? (Smit Acharya, Ahmedabad) – Ok… so your focus is on the face! Tea PY or Coffee? Does ACDT happen? (Dr. Girish Dwivedi, Vadodara) Your wonderful question has been sent to 'Baal Bhaskar'. Our society's dogs peck at the bungalow's dogs and cry. The name of the dogs! Which side of the theater should our hands be? Left or right? (Bhagwanji Bhalodia, Navsari) – Look and move on… before the crackling spray is heard! Why does the desire to swallow food increase only after diabetes? (Sunil Verma, Ahmedabad) Thoughts of second marriage come only after divorce! Who is lying more now? Mind ki nahi, Dil ki baat! (Jitendra Tank, Banaskantha) – Who is always talking that makes you laugh? If you had asked that, there would have been no need to answer! Why would people be talking heads? (Sagar Khorsiya, Palitana) Heads are better than words! Can you find a girlfriend who loves like Mirambai? (Kiran Mowdia, Mansa) – If Kansey asks such a question, then what to do? Your article misspelled 'Dadamoni'. Real name was 'Kumudlal Ganguly'! (Ashish Dave, Jamnagar) – What are you talking about…? Oh… even Ashok Kumar himself did not know this! Did you get any inspiration from Karnataka MP? (Mahesh Thakkar, Ahmedabad) – G. I am a good man. Due to the elections, quarrels have increased in the house… what to do? (Divyaraj Jhula, Kudasan) – Either change house or change fights! Where would the sun be bringing so much heat? (Dewang Vyas, Ghodasar) – Surya is not married. What is the difference between berry and sugarcane? (Kayur Modhiya, Kalol) – Thumbs up on Carrie! What is the difference between soft and hard? (Yogesh Shanti Patel, Bharuch) – Like before and after marriage. Names are big and visions are wrong… why? (Amrish Mehta, Ahmedabad) – Darshan Jaye Bhaad Maan… here the name is only three letters there…! What is the difference between 'invitation' and 'invitation'? (Girish Parikh, Halol) – According to 'Bhagavadgomandal', invitation means respect to come and invitation means 'approach again.' What to do if you want to go to Canada? (Vishal Kharadi, Jamkhambhaliya) I once asked, what should I do if I want to go to Jamkhambhaliya?….He talks…! No cure for hairless heads like diabetes?(Kanu Joshi, Vadodara) – Wait. I still have 345-hair on my head.
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