Encounter: Why are highways not high?

 Who is the best among Mr. and Mrs.? (Mahasukh Darji, Ahmedabad) Who are you?  Gujarati wives ask their Gordhans 'Are you listening?' Why do they call by saying? (Riya Dhokai, Mithapur) Because, those really listen.  32-traits called male? (Shashikant Mashroo, Jamnagar) – One who is male.  Modern in bermuda and old in lehenga? (Dr. Sanket Sheth, Karamsad) – It is better if one of the two is worn.  Why are the current films without pretense running? (Bhalchandra Dave, Ahmedabad) – Not so now. Many films are also beautiful.  Nowadays you don't miss dimples. Has the relationship deteriorated or what? (Dr. Mahendra Mysuria, Ahmedabad) – 'Buri Naj2wale, Tera Munh Kaala…!'  Who is better as a wife? Daya or Babita? (Nikhil Rindani, Ahmedabad) – Mare Man To Bas….Haki Ja!  You have 344-hairs on your head, are they not receding? (Shivam Yagnik, Rajkot) – No. Now it gets better with Haki.  What if you get secret money?(Harsh Hathi, Gondal) – then where do you need to write 'encounter'? You will hang.  You call the address in every question, but you don't come home! (Hitesh Damania, Surat) – I will not go to God's place if he calls me without!  Do you get more questions in e-mails or postcards? (Riaz Jamani, Mahuwa) – At home, more questions are asked.  Would you have found a favorite wife? (Sunil Dabhi, Kakarkhad-Kathalal) – Don't be tempted like that…! Once a favorite has been found!  Why the continuous and more rebuke to the sincere worker? (Kamlesh Dodia, Bhavnagar) – Are you talking about home or office?  Why come early during blind exam? (Jignesh Solanki, Jamnagar) Keep splashing water in your eyes….your own!  What is the secret of your success? (Madhukar Parmar, Kheda) Kala Dant Manjan.  How many times a day should a person eat? (Hasit Patel, Nadiad) Twice if you are at home…!  Do you think government jobs get salary without working?(Vijayakumar Gohil, Bhavnagar) – No.  A newspaper's weekly supplement is read from the bottom to the last page first! What is that supplement? (Balandu Vaidya, Vadodara) You mean… the ground floor ones read first?  What are the benefits of watching IPL matches? (Dhruv Patel, Hadgood-Anand) Politics should not watch news of murders/rapes!  To marry or not?(Uddesh Multani, Surendranagar) – You asked me this question 48-years late!  River is called Lokmata, but why sea is not called Lokapita?(Yogesh Joshi, Halol) In us sea is called father of river.  Is God in the temple? (Nikunj Parmar, Ahmedabad) – Ooho… the answer to this can be found in 'Google'!  Haki Bhabhi ever threatens to leave Pierre right? (Jayesh Shah, Jamnagar) Don't call it a threat! Talk about coming back after going there, it is called a threat!  What to do if we don't like the answer to our question? (Smit Acharya, Ahmedabad) – Wait for months and ask another. By then you will know how to ask!  I want to get land on the moon…loan? (Pinal Chavda, Rajkot) Your opinion seems high to me.  Dowry is considered an enemy, but why does a divorcing wife want half the property? (Sanjay Pandya, Rajkot) – Dowry is not legal. Divorce is a matter of law.  What honor would you like to receive? Birbal's or Budhiman's? (Dinkarrai Paneri, Girsomanath) – Decide and say…. What do you want to give!