Any opinion on 'Adipurush'? (Hitesh Damania, Surat) – People have given away the zatki zatki zatki! That's it! Now to have fun. Any home remedies? (Jayendrasinh Rathore, Wadwan) – Decided, with whom to have fun? What is the biggest wonder of the world? (Kushal Shah, Vadodara) Sunny Deol's wasteful film 'Gadar-2' went on like this! Where did the childhood of making paper boats in rain water go?(Roma Patel, Rajkot) – Soaked…..years ago! Compared to your Ahmedabad, our Jamnagar roads are bone crushing for a Mercedes or Ferrari.(Shashikant Mashroo, Jamnagar) – Yes. I was not born, married in Jamnagar! Do early morning dreams come true? (Nikhil Rindani, Ahmedabad) – You are like Raj Kapoor. You believe that dreams are true! Do you have a nephew who advises you to retire? (Firoz Hafezi, Surat) Uncle…can you handle the 'encounter' after I leave? Who is more superior? Man or God? (Darshan Seth, Disa) – Of course, man! Millions of years ago God gave the sea and the land, after that he did not give even the mobile phone. All creation is done by man alone. The above can only wreak havoc in Palbhar. Instead of raining heat and storms from above for the poor or the hungry, did it once rain ready-made masala dosa or dal-rice? A natural storm is called a 'biporjoy', but a domestic storm? (Mahasukh Darji, Ahmedabad) – Mahasukh Darji. Why doesn't daughter-in-law have to go to father-in-law? (Dr. Girish Dwivedi, Vadodara) – He realizes that all the in-laws are wise! What would 26 of the opposition do in a 'coalition'? (Deepak Parmar, Jamnagar) – See how many survive this until the Lok Sabha elections! Where can we get brain curd? (Shivam Yagnik, Rajkot) – Just…send me fifty grams! The 'Bastille-Day' of a developed country like France pales in comparison to our Republic Day! (Nachiket Yagnik, Ahmedabad) – 'Go East or West, 'Bharat' is the best! Need an assistant for an 'encounter'? (Dr. Anand Chauhan, Godhra) – The hospital doesn't seem to be doing well! Pangato has stopped in restaurants now! (Jai Thakor, Surendranagar) – Where is Jamanavaroi going on? Best question of the year Malaysia-Singapore tour or Khadia-Raipur?(Dr Sanket Sheth, Karamsad) – Ukraine-Russia….One return ticket! Which bride looks 'good' in marriage? (Mahesh Sapnawala, Ahmedabad) – Your brother-in-law should answer that! Why do staff call their sir 'boss' in offices? (Amrish Mehta, Ahmedabad) – What happened if sir? The staff does not joke for two hours? We used to say, 'Boss, come down and have four cups of tea!' Vevey has developed 'conjunctivitis'. Go find out? (Ashwin More, Vadodara) – Definitely go… go now! You will not know who you see there! Who predicts rain-storms correctly? (Karan Desai, Viramgam) You can make a prediction… Either it will be wrong or it will be right. Your chance of winning is 50 percent! Why are government staff called 'Sarkari Babu'? (Haresh Lalwani, Ahmedabad) The word 'staff' insults both them and the public. Why would a dog bite a man sitting on a camel? (Vinod Jain, Godhra) – Now think… is it better to be bitten by a camel or a dog? PUC certificate no longer required for petrol and CNG vehicles? (Rashmikant Ghetia, Jamjodhpur) – Let there be a means of earning for the police, brother! What subject do you like?(Madhukar Parmar, Surendranagar) After ten-fifteen years, I will be over the subject-lust! What would Dayabhabhi be calling Jethalal before Tapu was born? (Dattesh Purohit, Godhra) – Tapu did not have 'Ultaa Chashma' before his birth. Study, liberates or spoils the brain? (Dinkarrai Paneri, Una-Girsomanath) – If the brain deteriorates, so much study is necessary! Now watching 'Karaoke' gives me a lot of laughs….thanks! (Hemant Mehta, Surat) – Not by seeing… by hearing!
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