Ashok Dave 'Lage to Talwar, nahi to tukko' How much does such tukka cost? (Jitendra Tank, Malgarh) As much as a sword wound! As much as a sword wound! Man and woman have joined, but when will the man and woman join together? (Bhalchandra Dave, Ahmedabad) Bus. It takes only one day to extract Hunter! What do you think about cow mother? (Dr.Girish Dwivedi, Vadodara) – Not a single person is born in the world, who has lived without cow's milk! If you ask the question and we give the answer? (Deepak Parmar, Jamnagar) – Don't hand over to you! You write the conjugation of your name wrong.. 'Deepak' should not be written! 'She has a car, a bungalow, a bank balance, but no mind'…. What to do? (Hitesh Damania, Surat) – If you are single, marry her immediately… If you don't marry, then you don't have a mind, it would seem. Tell the benefits of swearing? (Bharat Kajria, Borivali, Mumbai) – How to show in writing? I got married five months ago. Hold reception only if you are going to come!(Dewang Shah, Godhra) – Hold after five months. Does Haki Bhabhi know about Dimple? (Bhupesh Patel, Vadodara) – Now Dimple knows all about Haki! Wives are already headstrong or do they become? (Sagar Khorsiya, Palitana) – Mard Gordhan is called the one who makes the wife who is already headstrong! What award should be given to Nitish Kumar instead of Athang Patli? (Dr. Neeraj Pandit, Vadodara) BJP is full of itself! Why would teachers be shown the fear of having four eyes? (Nisarg Patel, Jamnagar) – Home dialogues speak in school! Limited Time Offer! Come to dinner?(Shobha, Illinois-USA) – Send an 'Unlimited Request…' ticket? Mother-in-law's horoscope should be seen or not? (Dhiren Dodia, Bhavnagar) Two women will sit in a hotel outside the house? Have you found peace in your life? (Haresh Jethwa, Kalol) Yes. I am a very straightforward person. Why do the viewer's fingers start changing the channel as soon as there is a break on the TV? (Jitendra Kela, Morbi) – Better to change the channel than to shoot the TV through the window! As the price of garlic rose to Rs.400/- per kg, we started cooking Jain cuisine! (Ashwin More, Vadodara) Do not chew raw garlic! Put two slices in the kitchen, finish the talk! Do you understand the budget? (Nikhil Rindani, Ahmedabad) – I have other destructive tasks! What is the difference between Stock Market and Chakdol? (Vinod Jain, Godhra) – As much as Jain and Vinod! (If it takes time to understand, ask.) Why would the lovers be talking in Shayra's estimation? What do you want from God? (Vishal Trivedi, Benap-Suigam) – 'Speak Lord… what do you want?' 'Encounter' Readers can send questions for 'Encounter' on a simple postcard or e-mail. Name, address and mobile number should be written along with the question. Address: 'Frontpage Insights' Magazine Division, Bhaskar House, SG Highway, Near YMCA Club, Ahmedabad – 380015 E-mail: ashokdave52@gmail.com
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Encounter: 'Lage to Talwar, Nahi To Tukko' How much does such Tukko cost?
