Dr. Prakash Dave
'Me re America ke bhagya aaj khul jaayenge Trump aayenge…' is the chorus. Donald Trump has been re-elected as the President of the United States after a long recess of four years. Trump Sahib was attacked in an election rally and the bullet grazed his ear. The bullet that passed through the ear became a nose problem for America and Trump. It is said that the bullet went into Trump's ear saying that you are going to win without worrying! The whole world felt that the bullet fired from the gun was so intelligent. The bullet escaped the future president without causing any serious injury. It can be said that the bullet killed and won the president! Many politicians who are going to hold elections in the near future must have inquired where to find such a magic bullet. Informants say that the company has made only one such pill which is not for me but for you! Medicine pills work to make a person alive. However, sometimes it does the opposite. But the incident in America has proved that a bullet can kill a man as well as win. There is no official news of what happened after the bullet that passed through the ear of the gentleman. Of course, it seems that this pill should be completely indifferent. Although it took center stage in the US presidential election for a while, it has itself been marginalized since the election. By holding a press conference, he did not even make a statement that Trump Sahib won because of me. If Russia agrees, I should have a place of respect in the world, otherwise in American history! My friend Magan believes that there is a lack of unity in the pill world. Else the bullets all over the world should come on one platform and demand loudly that these bullets of ours should be given due respect and honor. Because it has pierced the target without causing casualties! We can revolutionize bullets non-violently too. The new president should place our brave gunner with full political honor in a place where all of America can see and be proud of him. This tablet should be placed on the summit table when world leaders visit America. Our American Bullets feel and demand that these brave but non-violent Bullets of ours be given the 'VIP Bullet' Award! It also happens that in the coming years many people in America claim to have the bullet and a whole committee has to be formed to find out which one is the real one or the court has to be resorted to. Amidst all this, Russia claims that we have the original bullet. Our detectives took possession of that bullet at the same time. My friend Magan is also looking at the possibility that the relationship between the two countries will become more tense regarding the return of the alleged bullet in the possession of Russia! The bullet fired at Trump would be puffing up with pride wherever it is and telling the other bullets to shoot Mir Tarvo! It is better to explode once than to have the whole life cut down in the barrel of a gun or in a stockpile of weapons, and if it explodes, it should explode in such a way that its echoes are heard all over the world. Another thing has come to Magan's mind. Trump won the presidential election twice. Both times there was a woman in front. Pill is also a feminine word. It means that the female race cannot spoil anything of Trump! Magan even advises Trumpsaheb not to forget the merits of the pill that took you to the throne of power. Don't be surprised if a candidate chooses a bullet as a campaign symbol in the next election. It also happens that a hacker discovers the VIP pill and auctions it at a high price. America's textbooks should have a whole chapter about that pill. In programs like KBC, the question should be asked, which part of Trump's body was hit by the bullet? There is also a fear that the number of pill sellers around the world will increase after the pill episode. The trumped-up pill has sent a message to the world that not every pill needs to be feared. Gunshots don't just hurt, sometimes they put you in a position of power. By the way, if you want to win an election, you have to be prepared to take a bullet or be shot!
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