Humor: Sale of retail humor at wholesale prices

Chetan Pugi

Nor should the preaching, so far as it is of our business, be accepted without considering who gave it. No, this is not a line that some thinker or writer blurts out. But the same applies in the case of humour. It is advised to take the medicine available in the medical store only after sufficient testing. But humor is a medicine that can be taken with a wink in any situation. As the Diwali vacation is coming to an end, Pesh E Khidmat Hai is a collection of jokes at wholesale prices. All humor presented here is not the product of author's imagination. But one has to believe that the creators of some of these humors deserve an honor from the Padma series. When you read… * * * Boss: You have to come to the office on the fifteenth of August, don't you forget? Employee: But on that day the country became independent. Boss: The country was freed, not you. * * * After the match is over.. Journalist: Kohli, what is your plan now. Kohli: By practicing more we will become stronger. Journalist: And what is your plan, Hardik? Hardik: I will cut my hair and change my hair color. Tired of this style. Humans are only fallible. But blaming the mistake on others is called management skill. * * * Home is a place where you can say anything. Because no one wants to listen to you there. * * * There comes at least one moment in everyone's life when, after receiving a greeting by shaking hands, you realize that he is waving to the person standing behind you. * * * I love you so much. Oh, we are both the same. I also love me dearly. * * * HR Department: Your salary slip is confidential. Don't show anyone. Employee: It is true. I am ashamed to see it myself. * * * At present the situation is such that even if you call 'number of unemployed' as 'number of engineers' it is not technically wrong. * * * 'You look very beautiful today.' 'Oh, thanks' 'I still can't believe…how much of a difference makeup can make.' * * * The problem for middle class people is that when the price of the item they like drops to a point where they can afford it, the item goes out of fashion. * * * News channels show advertisements so that party spokespersons of political discussion panels get time to reach from one channel to another channel's studio. * * * Even if companies pay crores of rupees and make Amitabh, Aamir, Deepika brand ambassadors…the real value of a brand is created only when the businessman/salesman says – 'I am sitting if anything happens'. * * * If Shakespeare Chacha were alive today, he would have known that there is a Wat Bank in the name. And finally… * * * After the Diwali holidays are over. 'Now only the body will go to the office. Don't know when Atma will join.' }