Mazatantra: What else will Uttarayana and Navratri have in common?

Chetan Pugi

The weekend is over. From today street dogs will have to wake up alone and sleep peacefully with security (Sikurati for Hindi). In olden times, youths had to be exposed during Navratri, but now due to Navratri, youths have to go to bed early. Disagreeing with this argument? Here's the explanation. On days other than Navratri, because of toys like 'OTT', 'Insta', Juvaniya Amsta used to play four-five or sometimes six at night. But in Navratri, due to the fatigue of garba till one or two o'clock in the night, they had to go to bed late by three or four o'clock. Therefore, after the end of Navratri, Ujagra will not stop but will start. No one wants Prasad in Navratri now. Yes, everyone wants a pass. After going through the scramble for passes, one realizes what must be going through the minds of the leaders who are scrambling for election tickets? Are the players any less? The only difference between Uttarayana and Navratri is that in the former, patches are applied from the roof while in Navratri, patches are applied from the ground. Kite cutting events take place in both the festivals. However, now the data is over. The players have handed over the charge of the Garba grounds to the cricketers with a heavy heart. The pain experienced by the players while vacating the ground is many times greater than the pain experienced by the poet while vacating the 'old house' or by the leader who lost the election while vacating the government bungalow. According to Rabeta, the mind that has been blooming like a peacock for the last ten days has now become a rag and has started to fray. Have a nice Dussehra. Due to lung-jalebi, the situation is getting out of control. After the wedding ceremony is settled, the sportsmen shout out of frustration that the father should take care of the daughter with a heavy heart and offer it to the gardener. The most painful situation is that of the sportsmen who hire traditional wear, who have to return the 'parking deposit'. For the past ten days, people whose common identity was 'sportsman' have returned to their old identities like marketing executive, sales executive, assistant manager or customer care executive. His superiors are now eager to play 'Garba' all year round. However, the old identity is just as important for sportsmen to regain the fat lost during Navratri. After the main event, the athletes who gave a powerpack performance in Garba will return to the PowerPoint presentation. Sportsmen carrying actionpacks one and a half feet off the ground in the field will now give a pun to a peon for a bottle of water in the office or mom for an extra roti at the end of Navratri. However, after playing garba in Navratri, the stomach that has been overwhelmed by the excessive dose of fast food will now be able to function normally again with home roti. The girl whose backless was attracting public attention in Norta will now start complaining of back pain again. Sportspersons may be disappointed as Navratri ends, but many others are also feeling happy. Due to Navratri, street dogs along with sportsmen who had to be exposed earlier will now be able to expose themselves at will. His bark used to mix like sugar in milk with the noise of the garba, but now his barking has been given a Dolby-Digital effect again. Mothers are most relieved. After the end of Navratri, the mommy race is eager to know what the daughter who has been gathering firewood every night for the last ten days has actually brought, so that they know what to burn on Dussehra. However, Mom's post is such that worrying about whether it's a festival or not is never done. During Navratri, there was concern whether the daughter is safe outside the house or not. Now we have to worry whether the daughter will be safe inside the house or not.}