Congressmen keep joining BJP… won't Congressization of BJP happen? (Harsh Hathi, Gondal) – If you put one lot of water in the lake, does it make any difference to the lake? Dadu, where did Titiksha get lost? (Piyush Ghumelia, Bhavnagar) – I love it! Why do women eat after men in middle-class weddings? (Chetana Jhinjhala, Surat) – So the woman is called 'Annapurna'. If you don't know the answer to a question, do you keep it somewhere? (Kishore Sisodia, Palitana) – Hey…some stupid questions have to be answered! Will Yogi become Prime Minister after Modi? (Hemant Trivedi, Surat) You and I can do that… But where do we get Modi's vat? Why do many people keep using the word 'actually' in conversation? (Rajendra Ojha, Jamnagar) – 'Actually…I don't know!' Who can give love the most? Wife, Mother or Lover? (Kiran Mowdia, Mansa) – Put all three in one place and you know! Your birthday February 29 is considered auspicious for professing love. right? (Paresh Antani, Rajkot) – Even if that is true, what about once you get married? What is a brick called in English? (Harshad Parmar, Naroda) Bababhai, read our 'Baalbhaskar'. Why not Q&A like 'Encounter' in 'Wednesday Afternoon'? (Dewang Shah, Godhra) – Which one sounds like closing? Legs understood, but why would the tongue slip? (Punit Anjariya, Bhuj-Kachchh) – Then the teeth slip! Liquor factory to fill 'quality inspector's post… JAY?(Ashwin More, Vadodara) – Very clean mouth JAY! Why everyone wants to make you Chief Minister for one day? (Darshan Seth, Disa) – Got promotion. Before they wanted to make me 'Mayor'! Everyone likes Parka Baira, right? (Mahasukh Darji, Ahmedabad) – You like Ribaya a lot. All your questions are related to Parki women! 32-teeth count with wisdom teeth? (Jahanvi Parmar, Ahmedabad) – I don't know about it, but my maternal uncle really had all the molars in his mouth. Not a single tooth. He received gold medal for meritorious service from Mumbai Fire Brigade.
Why can't there be two swords in one sheath? (Shashikant Mashroo, Jamnagar) – Both women's bao khijaye! Why do board exams seem difficult? (Karn Desai, Kheralu) – Ja Bhai Ja… Now lets steal freely! Government overnight Rs. If 500/- note stopped? (Ria Dhokai, Mithapur) – Is father's rule going? 'Buri Nazarwale Tera Munh Kaala', then where would the Southers be watching? (Bhalchandra Dave, Ahmedabad) Those people should look at their brand! It takes a lot of annoyance to be happy….why? (Dr. Mahendra Mysooria, Ahmedabad) – Being happy when you are sad. Sania Mirza divorces her husband….by walking in front! (Firoz Hafezi, Surat) – Tum Beho Ne Chanamana…! Do not have such hopes! Did someone ever propose to you on 'Valentine's Day'? (Shivam Yagnik, Rajkot) In our time, many 'Valentine's Day' come every year! 'Valentine's Day' is celebrated in our country. Why not 'Mother Language Day'? (Hitesh Damania, Surat) – Yes, but when it comes to language, hey….Surat comes in the middle! Leaders are treated as horses in 'horse trading', is it not an insult to horses? (Dr. Girish Dwivedi, Vadodara) – Not at all! Horses are sold with pride. Where is the standard of leaders? Is there a specific date, is the question asked on that day printed? (Akshay Vyas, Ahmedabad) – Those who ask the date are the only ones…. Others ask the year!
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